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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08

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Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Trump accuses Powell of keeping interest rates "artificially high" - Axios
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
What drivers said at Michigan after Cup race won by Denny Hamlin - NBC Sports
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Why is the world male-dominated?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts