What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some sunscreens that are suitable for oily-skinned individuals and do not make the face look greasy or shiny after application?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Trump accuses Powell of keeping interest rates "artificially high" - Axios

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

What drivers said at Michigan after Cup race won by Denny Hamlin - NBC Sports

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

So they tried

7 Thoughts on Grand Slam Track Philadelphia: Melissa Jefferson-Wooden & Kenny Bednarek Rule the Sprints, Hello Nico Young, & More - LetsRun.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Why is the world male-dominated?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Switch 2: Sony says PS5 performance required for ‘great experience on a big screen’ - Video Games Chronicle

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The players who will dominate MLB trade deadline rumors — and how likely it is they’ll be moved - New York Post

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Roseanne Barr says baby she gave up for adoption as a teen thought she was Goldie Hawn - Entertainment Weekly

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts